Tuesday, June 13
George W. Bush controls the weather.

“It is now generally recognized that while Al Gore and I were ridiculed, we were right about global warming...It’s a serious problem. It’s going to lead to more hurricanes.”

-Bill Clinton

Refresh my memory. Didn't Hurricane Andrew occur on Clinton's watch? That was a pretty bad one, wasn't it? Or how 'bout that one that leveled Galveston in the early 1900's? Oh, wait. History began the day Bush was inaugurated. My bad. Stupid manbearpig. When will we ever learn?
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