Saturday, February 4
What would Jesus do?

Just venturing a guess, but probably not this:




The Princeton Acapella Group takes to the streets in in their first outdoor performance of The Sound of Music.


Every single Friday afternoon at the University of California at Berekely



An NRA rally in Lubbock, TX gets slightly out of hand once the Miller Light runs out.


Beverly Hills, CA in 2010 under the Hillary Clinton administration. Noble religious protesters burn the theater showing the world premiere of the latest Steven Spielberg masterpiece starring George Clooney and Alec Baldwin.

"Old mother Leary left a lantern in the shed
And when the cow kicked it over
She winked her eye and said,
There'll be a HOT time on the old town tonight.
FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!"


Do you think Tony Blair ever wakes up crying, "Why can't I be the #1 Terrorist for a change? Honestly!"

An unidentified Hollywood wife goes incognito after a botched Botox procedure.

Fans arrive moments too late to get Tonight Show tickets.


Fans of L. Ron Hubbard protest the South Park episode disrespectful of their religion.



As Crosby, Stills, and Nash once lilted:


"You who are on the road
Must have a code that you can live by
And so become yourself
Because the past is just a goodbye



Teach your children well
Their father's hell did slowly go by
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picks the one you'll know by


Don't you ever ask them why
If they told you, you would cry
So just look at them and sigh
And know they love you"


 
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