Just venturing a guess, but probably not this:

The Princeton Acapella Group takes to the streets in in their first outdoor performance of The Sound of Music.

Every single Friday afternoon at the University of California at Berekely


And when the cow kicked it over
She winked her eye and said,
There'll be a HOT time on the old town tonight.
FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!"

Do you think Tony Blair ever wakes up crying, "Why can't I be the #1 Terrorist for a change? Honestly!"
An unidentified Hollywood wife goes incognito after a botched Botox procedure.



Fans of L. Ron Hubbard protest the South Park episode disrespectful of their religion.
As Crosby, Stills, and Nash once lilted:

"You who are on the road
Must have a code that you can live by
And so become yourself
Because the past is just a goodbye

Their father's hell did slowly go by
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picks the one you'll know by

If they told you, you would cry
So just look at them and sigh
And know they love you"