I know you know you wanna watch Janet "Hero of Waco" Reno singing Aretha Franklin.
I also know that if you slapped a wig on Alberto Gonzales he'd be like totally way prettier than her.
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About me: “'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat. 'We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.' 'How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice. 'You must be,” said the Cat, 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'” -Lewis Carroll