This is Chloe, otherwise known as The Cutest Dog in the World.
I show off pictures of her like she's my grandchild. Which is
ridiculous, because first I'd need to have children. Or a husband.
Or, well, a date.
From:
About me: “'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat. 'We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.' 'How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice. 'You must be,” said the Cat, 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'” -Lewis Carroll