http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050124/D87QFDNO0.html
Stories like this make me miss California. *sniff*
"While the goal is reducing plastic bag pollution, paper was added so as not to discriminate."
Bwah! No, we wouldn't want the paper bags to feel slighted, now would we? Then they'd file a lawsuit and the ACLU would burst into town clothed in paper bags, chanting "what makes plastic so fantastic?" And you know whose fault it would turn out to be, right? Those bastards at Halliburton.
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About me: “'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat. 'We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.' 'How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice. 'You must be,” said the Cat, 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'” -Lewis Carroll