John Kerry!
Senator Kerry, you have been invited to Shut the Hell Up.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A50306-2005Jan31.html
Though you almost won with your demoralize the troops vacay to the middle east a couple weeks back, it wasn't until this sunday's meet the press that we knew you were, without a doubt, the biggest asshat of the week. Now, you might be wondering why Ted Kennedy was not the biggest asshat of the week. Quite simply, a) he has earned the biggest asshat lifetime achievement award and is no longer eligible, and b) he was not very nearly elected president this year. Rather than subject anyone to reading the entire transcript, I thought I'd post some of the better nuggets right here.