R.I.P. Orlando Bloom + Kate Bosworth.
Official reason for breakup: "work was keeping us apart."
Real reason for breakup: She wanted him to stop seeing boys. He wanted her to start eating food.
R.IP. Meredith + Ian of "Bachelorette" fame.
Official reason for breakup: mutual decision to separate
Real reason for breakup: desperate swf meets commitment-phobic swm on national television= happily ever after? Hah, not in this lifetime.