Rep. Nancy Pelosi:
Hi, y'all! My girls Barbara and Hillary have been gettin'
so much attention lately that I thought it was about my
turn. So here's the deal. I'm gonna blather on and on about
how much I looove and respect the troops so that I can turn
around and totally bash on 'em. I think we're an occupying
force. That's right, I said it. We are like totally not wanted in
Iraq, y'all, and we need to get the heck outta there a.s.a.p.
(I learned that from the troops. Hee!) So listen up, cuz
I've got about ten more minutes of stuff about how great
the democrats would be at takin' care of national security
and all, and how those big bad republicans just keep messing
everything up. Honestly! And I'll conclude by ripping off a
whole mess of stuff the president said about "our children"
and "a strong and secure America" blah blah blah. Hey, it
totally sounded believable when he said it, ya know? Anyhoo,
peace out y'all, I'm late for speed dating with Maureen Dowd.
She says the guys seem to like it when we can only talk for two
minutes. Silly guys. Girls rule!
From:
About me: “'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat. 'We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.' 'How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice. 'You must be,” said the Cat, 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'” -Lewis Carroll