Tuesday, November 29
Politically Correct Holiday Songs
In an effort to help Michael Newdow, the liberals, and Satan take the Christ out of Christmas, I thought I'd compose a handy list of revised 'holiday' songs, guaranteed not to offend anyone other than the 95% of the country who have no problem with Christmas whatsoever.

O Come All You Disenfranchised Voters
O Little Town of Mosul
Come Thou Long Expected Hillary '08
Holy Lamb of PETA
Away in a Hybrid
O Holiday Tree
We Wish You a Merry Gay Marriage
Joy to the Ozone Layer
It Came Upon a Tax Break for the Rich
Deck the Abortion Clinic
Hark the Herald Gansta Rappers Sing
O Come, O Come Illegal Immigrants
Go Tell It on the Mountain (that Bush lied)
The 12 Days of Selfish, Greedy Consumerism

I think there's a market for it. How 'bout you?
 
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