Tuesday, March 29
Holy Irony, Batman!!
Report: Pope may require feeding tube
Associated Press

VATICAN CITY — Pope John Paul II may have to return to the hospital to have a feeding tube inserted, an Italian news agency reported today. It stressed that no decision had been made.
The APcom news agency, citing an unidentified source, said the 84-year-old pope might have to have the tube inserted to improve his nutrition since he is having difficulty swallowing with the breathing tube that was inserted Feb. 24.

That settles it. The pope must be starved. This is a matter of principle, people!
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/rssstory.mpl/front/3106365
 
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